The two worst foods ever are raisins and cole slaw. I have even seen the two mixed together, which is beyond the boundaries of vile.
I am convinced these are the worst two foods because every time I say this to someone, they will always agree that at least one of them is gross.
BL does not like slaw, but does love a good raisin. Yogurt covered or otherwise.
Monday night she was sitting at the bottom of the steps [some how] enjoying a bowl of raisins from her travel, no spill bowl. We were trying to make our way out the door for Pman's Taw Kwon Do lesson.
While I was putting on my boots, I noticed I was not wearing my wedding rings, so I ran upstairs to get them. As I ascended the steps I shouted to the kiddos to put on their shoes and jackets.
On my trip back down the steps to the foyer, I fell.
As I was falling, I thought, "Whhaaa?" and "How is this happening?"
I never actually fell down, but instead seemingly skated down the last four steps via my big toe.
I saw white heat in front of my eye. Blinding, aching pain. After the forward motion stopped, I slid down the wall and sat in a heap at the bottom of the steps. I could hear Pman ask, "Are you okay, Mommy?
As I put my hand up in the air to signal, "I'm fine. I just need a second." I glanced up the steps and what was there, but the travel bowl of BL's raisins.
Raisins, nuggets of pure evil.
In order to see what damage was done, I pulled off my sock. My big toe, which usually is straight in line with all the others, was now hiding behind my second toe.
Bend in such a way that I was instantly woozy and had to put my sock back on immediately and quick!
I sat there still silent, trying to breath.
BL started to cry.
Pman started to cry.
I realized I needed to let them know I was actually okay. So I called Josh, told him to meet us at Tae Kwon Do. Then I slipped everyone into their jackets, grabbed my keys and drove to practice.
Finally around 9:15 in the evening, I went to Urgent Care to confirm what I knew to be true.
Transverse fracture of the big toe. Meaning I broke the bone all the way across, one clean cut. I could not have done it better if I had used a knife (or some other medical instrument they use to cut bone evenly).
Now, I need to go see an Orthopedic doc and not run for quite some time. I fear I may become meatball sized since the holidays are upon us.
In related news, raisins are now banned from the house, for all time.