Is The Coast Clear?

Is the weekend over? Please tell me it is Monday morning.

Josh’s college rugby reunion was this past weekend, but since his knee injury, he mostly goes as a spectator. They play veteran verse current team matches, old guys (over 30) verse young guys (under 30) and other variations that I'm not really sure about because well frankly, I don't care.

On these weekends, Josh splits off to hang out with his Neanderthal ruggers, while P, Abs and I go to my parents to gorge on whipped cream (P), steak fat scraps (Abs), and beer/wine.

While P napped on Saturday I ran past the field to say hi to Josh and some of the players I know. In the 20 minutes I was there I saw one guys' nose break against the forehead of another player who I later found out needed stitches because of the impact.

One my way back from the battlefield that is a rugby pitch, I got a call from my sister, the store she owns and runs with our father, More Space Place- was slow so she was closing the store early- woot woot! We made a plan to go to her house to further our R&R for the day.

We sat on her deck. The day was warm. The breeze was blowing off the bay. We each had a beer in our hands and were crunching down on some cheese balls. Andrew- the sister's bf- was fishing off the pier below us. He noted that there was smoke coming from somewhere in west OC. We heard fire trucks. We ignored the fire trucks, finished our beers and made dinner plans.

As I was driving back to my parents’ house to pick up P since I had the car seat, I saw smoke. Like a magnet to metal, my hand flew up to my mouth and I said, out loud the single word, "NO!" I said it over and over and over. Like by saying "no" by saying it a mysterious number of times, I would be able to will the dark smoke and flames away and the world would be safe and happy again.

However, as I drove by, this is what I saw:

Actually, what I saw were the devilish fingers of the fire shooting out of the roof of the building where my family’s business is located. The fire arched and stretched trying desperately to grasp the trees surrounding the structure.

There are only 5 stores in this strip. My family's store is on the right side. The fire was on the left.

I called my sister- hysterical- and kept trying to tell her what was happening, but she thought I was laughing (I was crying) and kept saying she could not understand me. When I called my dad to tell him, it was the same thing.

My family has worked hard- my sister has worked really hard- to get this business going and there I was driving by, watching it burn, being hysterical.

Thankfully, it looks like there was no major damage done to their store. It smells like a combination of smoke and the metallic smell that is the calling card of an electrical fire, and there is some water damage.

Somewhere between talking to the firefighters and trying to figure out what to do about dinner at this point, I found out Josh got in a car accident.

In a parking lot. A Jeep T-boned Josh's VW.

The same VW that, you loyal reader will note, was just purchased about a year ago. Again, thankfully, the car is not totaled and Josh is fine. He takes the car in on Tuesday to get fixed and will be getting a rental. I'm hoping for something in the minivan variety.

As if all this were not enough. As if all this is not causing enough stress within a 48 hour period to send my whole family into drunken fits of rage mixed with sorrow, I also made 2 unnerving discoveries about myself this weekend:

1. While I have always known I have a fear of fire, I had no idea I would be so incredibly useless when faced with an actual fire. I was screeching like a distressed bird of some sort into my cell phone and then just stood there in a parking lot like a deer in the middle of the road. My eyes darting around, mouth agape. I was frozen.

2. I like brussels sprouts. I had them for the first time this weekend. My mom thought she did not like them, so growing up we were never forced to eat them. NEVER. I had them on Friday- I like them. I'm still trying to wrap my head around this discovery.

A cool thing did happen though this weekend.  Every time I call Pman honey he calls me honey right back.  His little toddler voice is magical.